May 2012
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– His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are spaghetti There’s vomit on his spaghetti already, moms spaghetti He’s spaghetti but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti But he keeps on forgetting what he spaghetti
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Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet, and you’ll understand the importance of foreplay.
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– you can crush a diamond with a hammer
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